Sage against the machine - Tee (unisex)
Black / XX-Small
£35.00
Sale price
£35.00
Regular price
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Sage against the machine - Tee (unisex)
£35.00
Sale price
£35.00
Regular price
Meet your new favourite tshirt: Sage Against the Machine — a little bit punk, a little bit potion, and 100% here to protect your peace.
This design is for the spiritually nosey, the energetically sensitive, and the people who can feel a weird vibe from three rooms away. It’s giving “don’t talk to me until I’ve cleansed the air,” with a side of herbal rebellion.
Why you’ll love it
Witchy with a wink: a bold statement for modern mystics
Good-vibes armour: perfect for markets, moon circles, gigs, and everyday errands
Conversation starter: expect compliments, questions, and the occasional fellow witch spotting you in the wild
The vibe: Wear it when you’re setting boundaries, breaking patterns, and choosing yourself. Whether you’re burning sage, sipping something magical, or simply refusing to absorb anyone else’s chaos — this tee is your reminder: your energy is sacred.
Perfect for:
Crystal collectors and candle hoarders
Tarot readers (professional or “just one more card”)
Empaths, introverts, and recovering people-pleasers
Anyone who’s ever said, “I need to cleanse this whole situation.”
Ready to join the herbal resistance? Add to cart and let the world know you’re not here for bad energy — you’re here for the magic.
Our products are all organic cotton, and shipped from the UK within 5 working days